Brett and I had this conversation in the car a few days ago:
Me: I think we should get a pool. Instead of having kids.
Brett: What?
Me: We could use the money we've been saving up to buy a pool. And just not have kids.
Brett: Why would we want a pool if we don't have any kids?
Me: Adults can't like pools?
Brett: I want kids.
Me: We could lure the neighbor kids with our pool. Then it would be like having kids, only we wouldn't really. And we would have a pool. Win-win.
Brett: WE ARE NOT GETTING A POOL!
As of right now, we don't have a pool. But I'm working on it.
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